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ZOMBIE
A-HOLE
DVD.
MVD.
Puppet
Monster Massacre director Dustin Mills turns to live
action for his latest effort, which weighs itself down with the
‘Z’ word in the title. If you are expecting another
low-budget Romero imitation however, this might come as a pleasant
surprise, as Mills has taken a more voodoo-inspired direction
while crafting an old-fashioned grindhouse experience.
Yes, this is one of those films with a faux ‘film-look’
effect on the video footage, though to his credit, Mills does
a better job with this than most – fewer fake scratches
and a slightly washed-out look that feels authentic without drawing
attention to itself. And like other recent grindhouse-redux efforts,
he’s happy to ladle on plenty of gratuitous gore and nudity
– in fact, the film opens with a naked girl being murdered
by a psycho killer, and goes on from there, with most of the actresses
taking their clothes off before being offed by demonic zombie
Pollux, who seems to have a thing for twins. As all this mayhem
continues, the monster is being hunted by religious cowboy Frank
– groan – Fulci (Josh Eal), one-eyed, one-handed surviving
victim Mercy (Jessica Cook) and his own twin brother Castor (Brandon
Salkil).
There are some interesting ideas in this film, and not all of
them are references to other movies (you’ll see Thriller
– A Cruel Picture, Machine Girl,
Evil Dead and more in here). The foot-tall mummified
monkey who is brought to life with a key in its chest and hands
out clues to Frank is a great touch, and impressively handled,
given the $1000 budget. The (I assume deliberately) cheesy skeletal
zombies that Pollux summons up are amusingly trashy, like inflatable
versions of the skeletons from Jason and the Argonauts,
and while the gore is mostly seen as the after-effect of an off-screen
killing, there are one or two impressive moments of GCI (and several
rather less effective bits to, it has to be said. The three leads
do a solid job, and if the female victims are rather less convincing,
I assume that a willingness to disrobe was more important than
actual acting chops.
The film unfortunately lets itself down by dragging the story
out for almost two hours. A good thirty minutes of this could
be removed or edited – the endless dialogue scenes unspooling
exposition, a couple of the killings (which start to become a
bit repetitive) and a general tightening up of the action would
help the film immeasurably. However, fans of unabashedly sleazy
horror might find this an amusing distraction anyway; and for
the amount of money spent on the project, it’s a remarkable
achievement.
DAVID
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