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WARLORDS OF ATLANTIS
DVD. Studio Canal

Warlords of AtlantisWarlords of Atlantis was the last of the John Dark and Kevin Connor giant monster movies that began with The Land that Time Forgot (though they would make one final family fantasy tale, An Arabian Adventure) and perhaps suffers from the same sense of fatigue that you find in the final season of a TV series than has overstayed its welcome, or a band’s last gasp LP. All the elements are there, but it somehow feels a bit played out.

It’s also rather familiar, and not just because it stars Doug McClure and a bunch of puppet monsters. It took me a while to pin down just what it was about the film that seemed off, and then it clicked – this is more or less a rehash of the plot of At the Earth’s Core, with rugged McClure accompanying an eccentric English professor in an underworld exploration, where they are captured by a mysterious race of slaver-aliens and McClure takes a shine to a sexy slave girl while generally punching people and making the situation worse.

This film has McClure and Peter Gilmore submerged in a diving bell, engaged in an underwater exploration – allegedly to study fish, but in fact to search for the lost city of Atlantis. After being attacked by a sea monster, they discover a huge gold statue, which the larcenous crew decide to steal, cutting loose the diving bell. But as the ship is attacked by a giant octopus, all the crew and the two explorers find themselves captured and pulled into a vast underwater cavern, where they are met by Atlantean Michael Gothard and several helmeted and armed guards, who take them captive in order to join them with other captive sailors (some from the Marie Celeste, we discover) who provide slave labour. Gilmore is singled out as intellectually superior, and is told how the Atlanteans had originally travelled from Mars and are shaping human history, and while then try to convince him to join them, McClure and his shipmates have been engaging in fisticuffs and so are locked in a dungeon, only to be freed when a giant monster called the Zaarg attacks.

Warlords of AtlantisWhile certainly breathlessly dramatic, Warlords of Atlantis suffers in comparison with earlier films in the loose series. Slave girl Lea Brodie is no Caroline Munro and the Atlanteans look like Doctor Who rejects with their silly costumes and hairstyles. There are some great monsters – the giant octopus is really rather excellent, and the Zaarg looks impressive, even though it hardly seems like the threat it’s made out to be – but they are largely absent from the rather sluggish middle act of the film, and McClure seems like he’s getting a bit tired of battling giant puppets.

As Saturday afternoon adventure films go, Warlords of Atlantis will still doubtless satisfy undemanding youngsters and nostalgic adults. But it’s the most disposable entry in the series, and it’s unsurprising that the dark-Connor team chose to move on after this.

DAVID FLINT

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