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TIGHT
DVD.
Wild Eye
You
can’t knock the idea behind Tight. Take
four porn stars, put them together as a rock band and then throw
them on the road less than a week later. Sit back and watch the
chaos.
If you are familiar with ‘structured reality’ shows
– where the ‘reality’ is enhanced with scripted
(or at least staged) scenes – then Tight
won’t seem all that unusual. Very much in that TV style
that mixes fact and fiction (and referred to on the cover as a
‘mockumentary’), this is a story that is staged and
manipulated, often with entirely scripted scenes, mixed in with
some surprisingly raw reality. The band – industry veteran
Monica Mayhem as singer, cute Layla Labelle on guitar, wild Tuesday
Cross on bass and aggressive Alicia Andrews on drums – are
a volatile mix of personalities that would probably never get
past a couple of rehearsals in the real world, and as they go
on a ham-fistedly put together tour of strip clubs and small bars
in places like Denver, divisions are uncovered, alliances formed
and tensions pushed to breaking point, helped by booze and the
worst road manager imaginable. There are screaming matches, physical
assaults, tears and drunken debauchery, and Tight arguably pack
more rock ‘n’ roll madness into a few weeks than most
bands manage in their whole careers.
This is the reality. What the film also has are several clearly
staged incidents. Bree Olsen, as the band’s entirely useless
manager, is clearly there as a name to sell the film on and to
provide some comic relief, as is her ‘cousin’ Joel,
the most spectacularly useless person you could imagine. These
set up scenes, alongside the talking head interviews that intersperse
and comment on events, will be very familiar to anyone who has
suffered their way through Jersey Shore or This
is Chelsea (which this is much better than,
by the way). Less familiar perhaps will be the brief softcore
interludes as the band interact with groupies, bouncers or engage
in porn shoots to pay the bills between gigs.
As
a long time documentary obsessive who also has a love of the manipulative
Mondo genre, I’m in two minds about stuff like this. We
all know that even the most sincere documentary will ultimately
be authored, and that staged (or at least manipulated) footage
is not unusual. You could argue that a film by, say, Errol Morris,
is just as ‘unreal’ as this, albeit in a very different
way. But the blatantly staged sex scenes are rather distracting,
and ultimately, you have to distrust the validity of everything
you see here – even though some of it seems very raw. And
that’s a pity, because I think you could get a great
documentary just from the central conceit here, without the scripted
stuff. The film works best when documenting very real tension.
As for the band – well, they are not great. But not awful,
especially given the fact that they had barely a week to get together
and learn their songs. Hell, I doubt many inexperienced bands
would be up to the task, and believe me, I've heard worse. Mayhem
seems out of place – not only is she a decade older than
the other girls, but she’s the only one who looks
like a porn star, and who can’t leave it behind on stage,
much to the dismay of Labelle, who actually seems to take the
music side seriously. Attempts at credibility are not helped by
Mayhem getting her tits out, lap dancing audience members or (in
a move swiped from Rockbitch) tossing a ‘golden condom’
into the audience, the lucky recipient getting to go back stage
to get laid.
Tight allegedly still exist – minus Mayhem, who has been
replaced with Kelly Jean – though there doesn’t appear
to be much activity on the horizon. Maybe this release will kick-start
them into another tour!
The DVD is loaded with extras – a bucket load of deleted
scenes, a couple of truly dreadful music videos, live footage
and more, rounded up a solid package.
DAVID
FLINT
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