THE
SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN
DVD.
Fabulous Films.

If you were a kid in the 1970s, then you were a fan of
The Six Million Dollar Man – it was an obligatory
requirement of childhood at the time, and the show achieved a
level of popularity that has rarely been equalled. This epic 40-disc
box set is, therefore, a fascinating slice of nostalgia. It’s
also the most exhaustive DVD collection that I’ve ever seen.
Based on the novel Cyborg by Martin Caidin, the
original pilot film does feel very much like a stand-alone movie
– opening with astronaut Steve Austin (Lee Majors) crashing
during the test flight for a new NASA aircraft, the film follows
his reconstruction as a bionic man (though the word ‘bionic’
is never used in this film), his right arm, legs and left eye
replaced by nuclear powered(!) robotics. The bill is being footed
by shady government agent Oliver Spencer (Darren McGavin), who
sees Austin as merely spare parts in his quest to create a cybernetic
super agent, and while Austin struggles to come to terms with
his new ‘improved’ body, Spencer is making plans to
send him on a suicide mission, the idea being that if he makes
it out alive, he’s proven his worth.
The action adventure element doesn’t kick in until the end
of the film, allowing plenty of time for character development
– having McGavin and Martin Balsam lends the story some
gravitas – and a developing romance between Austin and his
nurse (Barbara Anderson). It’s a well made, entertaining
movie and the series potential is obvious. But there would be
two more TV movies first, where the concept was fine-tuned.
Wine,
Women and War and The Solid Gold Kidnapping
see several changes – Spencer has been replaced with Oscar
Goldman (Richard Anderson), a somewhat less ruthless head of the
OSI (an opening title redux removes Spencer from the story entirely)
while Balsam has been swapped for Alan Oppenheimer to play Rudy.
Austin, a civilian in the first film, is now an Air Force Colonel,
as he was in the original novel, and his love interest has also
gone. While this story still has our hero butting heads with his
bosses, the story is much more like a James Bond spy romp –
something reinforced by the presence of The Man with the
Golden Gun’s Britt Ekland and The Man from
U.N.C.L.E.’s David McCallum making guest appearances
in the first film. There’s also a shockingly bad new theme
song performed by Dusty Springfield (unsurprisingly, this didn’t
make it onto her recent exhaustive box set). Still missing are
what would become familiar bionic staples – the slow motion
and the mechanical sounds during the bionic action. At this point,
the show is still clearly a work-in-progress, and while Wine,
Women and War is still a lot of fun, The
Solid Gold Kidnapping is oddly uninvolving.
After these movies, the series proper began – the familiar
opening titles and the theme tune now in place (and, with a few
tweaks over the years, the same titles that would be used throughout
the whole run of the show), and a much chummier relationship between
Austin and Goldman (a good drinking game could include the number
of times Goldman calls Austin ‘pal’). By around the
third episodes, the slow-mo and bionic sound effects are also
in place. The Bond elements have been dispensed with, and while
our hero would still occasionally deal with secret agents, he
was more likely to be combating extortionists and other criminals,
with considerable effort going into making Austin a more down-to-Earth
character than the one seen in the second and third pilots. And
while the use of bionics remained relatively minimal, the show
began to take a more science fiction slant – while many
episodes remained grounded in a sort of reality, things like ESP
and robots (John Saxon playing a remarkably inefficient android
in early episode Day of the Robot) also
make appearances in the first season. There are a few episodes
with a space theme – as befitting the fact that Austin is
an astronaut – though these tend to remain grounded in the
reality of space travel – more Marooned
than Flash Gordon.The show would become rather
less grounded in subsequent seasons.
The second season sees a move towards more outright science fiction
– in Straight On Til Morning,
a spaceship crashes and Steve has to rescue radioactive aliens,
while the robot maker from season 1 also makes a return, this
time with a fake Oscar Goldman.
Early in the season, we get the appearance of The
Seven Million Dollar Man – another bionic
character who hasn’t adjusted to his new powers too well.
It makes sense that the government wouldn’t stop at just
one cyborg - not to mention given someone that Austin
can have a lengthy fight with, always an important consideration
(the previous episode had seen M.A.S.H. star
Mike Farrell as an astronaut who escapes his crashed experimental
spacecraft from suspended animation with unlikely super-strength)
and it paves the way for the appearance of The Bionic
Woman later that same season. This two-part story
introduced Lindsay Wagner’s Jaime Summers, who was supposed
to be a one-off role, even being killed off at the end, but audience
outcry and high ratings ensured that she would return in season
Three. It’s understandable that audiences took to well to
her – Wagner is remarkably likeable, and her relationship
with Majors has a genuine chemistry.
In
fact, Season Three opens with The Return of the Bionic
Woman. Seemingly ignoring the final two episodes
of the last season (which included Steve flirting with gun-toting
terrorist Martine Beswicke in an episode set in Northern Ireland
– oddly rebranded Ballinderry! – that has all the
understanding and subtle nuances you’d expect from a USTV
show set around The Troubles), the show sees the seemingly dead
Jaime brought back to life after some dubious medical chicanery
– but with her memory wiped. As attempts to bring her past
back result in excruciating pain, Steve has no choice but to pretend
their relationship never happened, paving the way for her to go
on to her own popular spin-off, The Bionic Woman.
The Seven Million Dollar Man also returns for an episode. Not
returning (apart from in one episode) was Alan Oppenheimer, replaced
by Martin E. Brooks as Rudy Wells. Brooks would also be edited
into the syndicated versions of the original pilot.
The other standout of the third series was the two-part The
Secret of Bigfoot, where Sasquatch is revealed as
a cyborg member of a colony of aliens! With wrestler Andre The
Giant as Bigfoot, this was one of the most popular episodes of
the series, and so it was no surprise that Season Four opened
with The Return of Bigfoot (this time
with Ted Cassidy of The Addams Family taking
the role). This story was split between The Six Million
Dollar Man and The Bionic Woman –
something that was repeated even more ambitiously with the three-part
Fembot story soon afterwards (the story was actually called Kill
Oscar, and the first and third episodes were part
of the Bionic Woman series, while part two was
a Six Million show). Crossing the two series
over like this kept them connected and made The Bionic
Woman seem less of a cynical spin-off and more a valid
extension. Fans with an interest in story continuity will be glad
to hear that the Bionic Woman episodes of these
stories are included here.
Season four is the notorious ‘moustache’ season –
Majors having returned to work with a ‘tasche that apparently
went unnoticed until shooting had begun! Oddly, it also features
two double-length episodes (filling two hour time slots on original
broadcast), one of which – The Bionic Boy
– hinted at a further spin-off: though the teen in question,
powered by bionic implants that returned function and granted
super-strength to his paralysed limbs, was so annoyingly unappealing
that that story didn’t go anywhere.
Other significant / odd episodes this season include The
Most Dangerous Enemy, where Rudy gets super powers
after being bitten by a chimp that has been subject to dubious
medical experiments, the lightweight A Bionic Christmas
Carol, which uses the Dickens story quite amusingly,
The Ghostly Teletype with prematurely
ageing psychic twins, and the two part Death Probe,
where a crashed Soviet Venus probe rampages across Wyoming. The
strangest episode is The Ultimate Imposter,
planned as a pilot for a potential spin-off series – Steve
Austin barely appears at all, the bulk of the action featuring
new OSI agent Stephen Macht, who is subject to a new technique
where information is imprinted directly into his brain. Pamela
Hensley (Princess Ardala in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century)
guests here, and turns up again in the opening two part episode
of Season Five, Sharks, playing a different
character (this was not unusual – several actors would appear
in more than one episode as different characters. Mrs Lee Majors
Farrah Fawcett makes four appearances, as three different characters!).
Season four showed signs of fatigue, and the next – and
final – season continued the decline. A clean-shaven Majors,
now sporting a trendy perm, encounters Bigfoot yet again –
this time is a single episode story – and also encounters
another Death Probe. There’s more oddball stuff in Just
a Matter of Time, where Steve is catapulted six
years into the future, and in the two part Dark Side
of the Moon, where he has to stop a deranged scientist
who is mining on the moon and causing climatic chaos on Earth.
There’s another alien story (The Lost Island)
and a pseudo-supernatural story (Dead Ringer)
– showing that, while espionage tales were still a big part
of the show, the series had moved a long way from the realism
of the first movie. Like most series of the time, the show fizzles
out – the final episode, The Moving Mountain,
leaves things open-ended, with no wrap-up or natural conclusion.
A decade after the series finished, there were three TV movies,
starting with 1987’s The Return of The Six Million
Dollar Man and The Bionic Woman, where the long-retired
Steve Austin and Jaime Summers are brought back, and we meet his
previously unmentioned son, who follows in daddy’s footsteps
by crashing his air force jet and having bionic limbs fitted,
eventually joining the team to defeat a right-wing terrorist group.
Majors looks rather out of shape here (perhaps fittingly, given
that his character has left his old life behind), and the film
is pretty poor, with a truly horrible music score and a clunky
plot. 1989’s Bionic Showdown is better,
as young Sandra Bullock is given the latest bionic technology
and helps our heroes foil a plot to keep the cold war going while
Steve tries to summon up the courage to ask Jaime to marry him.
1994’s Bionic Ever After? is less effective,
but manages to be reasonably entertaining, and at least wraps
things up nicely.
While modern US TV tends to go with over-riding story arcs that
span a whole season, back in the 1970s, such ideas were unknown.
Although the odd character would make a return appearance, referencing
what had gone before, for the most part all the episodes are stand-alone
and, aside from hair styles and the odd actor switch, entirely
interchangeable. This is both good – no need to worry about
continuity too much – and bad – there’s little
room for character development. Personally, I would’ve preferred
McGavin (or at least his character) to have remained – the
idea of Austin being forced to work for an amoral, somewhat shady
government organisation has a lot of appeal (and it’s one
that various series would explore decades later). Richard Anderson
is excellent as Oscar Goldman, but his relationship with Austin
seems too chummy for modern tastes. It is hard to imagine the
series without him, though.
There are plenty of other elements that anchor The Six
Million Dollar Man in the time period it was made of
course – the truly heinous fashions that Austin wears (I
recall that even in the 1970s, some of these seemed ludicrous),
the almost-always positive story wrap-ups, and the rather black
and white morality – like with the A-Team,
Austin’s opponents almost always live to be arrested, even
if they’ve been punched by a man who man who can knock a
wall down with his hand. Interestingly, the Cold war paranoia
of the Seventies is played down in the series – while Austin
would occasionally come up against foreign agents, there is no
blatant anti-Commie undercurrent, and in some episodes, the Soviets
are actually shown in a fairly positive light, collaborating with,
rather than conspiring against, the Americans.
Seen thirty years on, there’s a lot of fun to be had from
this series. Shot on film, it still looks great, it’s consistently
exciting and Majors makes for a great hero – not the world’s
best actor perhaps, but he looks the part, has just the right
level of self-deprecation and most significantly is doing many
of his own stunts. Normally, when actors boast of doing their
own stunt work, we can scoff, but here, the star of the series
is clearly involved in a lot of very physical
action – he must’ve been full of bruises every night
– and in some cases is performing ridiculously dangerous
activities. It gives the show a curious realism, no matter how
ludicrous the plot might be. Nobody could’ve played this
part better.
This box set is as thorough a collection as you could dream of.
As well as all the episodes (and all Bionic Woman
crossovers), the pilots and the reunion movies, there are the
syndicated two part versions of the pilots (with extra footage
from other episodes edited in and the original film given episode
titles The Moon and the Desert), and
a vast amount of extra content. There’s a disc of extras
for each season, plus two more DVDs full of documentaries that
cover every aspect of the show, even down to the toys, the iconic
opening titles and the fans. Pretty much everyone significant
is interviewed, and there are also full-length interviews with
Majors, Anderson, Brooks and writer / producer Kenneth Johnson
(who also provides a thorough commentary track on the first Bigfoot
and Bionic Woman stories). It’s hard to imagine that there
is anything about the show that isn’t covered here. Everything
else after this will seem inadequate!
If you remember the show fondly, this is pretty essential. It
might be a costly item, but it’s well worth it. It’ll
will keep you entertained for months, answer every question you
could ever think of about the show and look great on your shelf.
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