RABBIT PEARL

How many times have you watched avidly as the Sex and The City ladies rant about 'The Rabbit' (never... Ed)? It almost makes you want to turn away from ogling the parade of gorgeous guy love-interests on the show. The Rabbit is now legendary among dildos. You dreeeam about it... you looooong for it... you hear about it everywhere. But is it worth - well - all the rabbit?

I am one such desperate, highly sexual woman who needed a change form her usual little pals to an upgraded, go-faster model. I bought The Rabbit. I couldn't wait to get it home. The first thing I noticed was the box it came in. Who is the marketing aimed at? Horny lads, obviously - not horny ladies. There's an image of a half-naked female avec pink g-string and a blurb consisting of "uplifting" comments such as, "and your (sic) really gonna give her a fucking now"! Hmmmm. These are for girls, right?! Not sure which market they're trying to sell to but I for one, would not get horny after being presented with that by my other half on Valentine's Day. Slightly more imagination, please!

Now for the important part. Visually the design of my Rabbit is cute. It is three different shades of pink - very pleasant - and the clit stimulator (the 'Rabbit') is pretty - but not so pretty that you begin to envision trees and meadows... the only thing I began to envision was my joy at it's ears tickling away at parts of my anatomy. The pearly beads are very clever (and orgasmic) and the high speed and the muti-function twister are very hot - but I found it a terrible struggle just to get the batteries to stay lined up so that the engine would not stop-and-start at that crucial moment.

The shaft is perfect. Seven inches of pure luurve. Not too big (because I am sure most ladies know that infuriating 'ouch' sensation when a ten-incher is rammed up us!) and not too small. Wide enough to give a pleasant stretch. However, try as I may (and God did I try!) I could not get the ears of the Rabbit to line up with my clit - they were too high (that or my clit was too low!) Which meant that I could not enjoy full shaft penetration. Most dildos are ergonomically designed now so I'd love to meet the lady that this fits!

Overall - a little lower...... oh yeah...... that's it...... lower...... oh YESSSSSS!!!

DD