The mighty Johnny Legend – rockabilly superstar, wrestling guru and B-movie curator – is ready to bring a little culture into your lives, with a new release of his X-rated classic Teenage Cruisers and a cheap as chips mega sale of his DVD back catalogue. Hopefully, we’ll be reviewing some of the new titles before too long, but don’t wait for us – snap up these bargains while you can!

Teenage Cruisers is the long out-of-print porno rockabilly classic – a film that truly has to be seen to be disbelieved! Starring Serena and John Holmes, and with a soundtrack that includes Billy Zoom, Ray Campi, Jack Cochran, Chuck Higgins and Charlie Feathers, this is one of the most sought-after of all cult movies, much loved by the likes of Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth. You may have seen the incredible trailer - now you catch the whole damn thing! The DVD has a commentary track from Legend and over 90 minutes of extras! You can buy it for $13, or grab a double set with Johnny’s 2007 smut classic Nympho Libre – Masked Mexican Sex Wrestling for $20. Each disc is autographed and you get a free signed photo too!

If you enjoy wrestling, you’ll want to check out the legendary Rock ‘n’ Roll Wrestling and the notorious My Breakfast with Blassie, with Andy Kaufman and Classy Freddie Blassie chewing the fat. This disc comes with plenty of extra content too – documentaries, outtakes and much more (including a live performance of Blassie’s frankly amazing song Pencil Neck Geek). For just $10, it sounds a bargain!

$13 also gets you either of Legend’s two new releases – the most exciting being the ultra-rare A Town Has Turned to Dust, written by Twilight Zone mainman Rod Serling, directed by John Frankenheimer and starring William Shatner and Rod Steiger! This obscure 1958 TV show comes as originally broadcast, complete with ad breaks. Or perhaps you’d prefer the double bill of Night of Execution starring Vincent Price and Four Hours in White with Steve McQueen, both taken from the TV series Climax Presents!

If such prices are too rich for your blood, you might be taken with Johnny’s Super Sale of the Century - $3 a pop (with a few box sets at $6 – or $60 for the whole damn lot!) for the likes of TV Mania, Sex Mania, The Sadist, Biker Mania, The Vampire Chronicles and essential double bills of films like Spies A Go-Go, Teenage Devil Dolls, Suburbia Confidential, The Torture Chamber of Dr Sadism and Tod Slaughter classics Sweeney Todd – The Demon Barber of Fleet Street and Crimes at the Dark House - in other words, fims that any cultured individual needs in their home. Again, free autographed 8 x 10’s of Johnny in 2001 Maniacs are in with the deal!

There are too many titles to list here, so I’d suggest you fire off an email to Johnny post-haste, telling him we sent you and requesting full lists and prices. Your eyeballs will thank you!

As Johnny himself tells us, "Buy all my stuff and THE TRUTH'LL SET YOU FREE, BECAUSE THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE ME!"