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BOHEMIAN MEAD
Now,
here's something you don't find everyday. In fact, I'd wager
that you could travel the pubs, wine bars and hostelries of
the country and all requests for a glass of mead would be met
with a look of bemusement. Because surely this drink died out
in the middle ages (although of course there are a few
home brew mead websites out there). So naturally, I was intrigued
to see a bottle of the stuff sitting proudly in the window of
a Prague booze shop. The fact that it came in a gloriously kitsch
bottle - shaped like a naked woman (see illustration) - ensured
that I had no choice but to hand over a doubtlessly excessive,
tourist-trap amount of cash to the sniggering owner. After all,
I figured, even if the stuff tastes like vomit, I at least get
an entertaining decanter out of it.
It doesn't tastes like vomit, I must say. In fact, it
tastes like what it is: bee's honey, water and yeast, fermented
for a few months. It's shockingly sweet - but not in an alcopop
sense. Rather, it's sticky, cloying, and somehow feels... well,
wrong as you swig it down. Much like honey, really, and
very odd in an alcoholic drink.
Testing
this out in Prague, the general consensus from the three other
people who tasted it was that none of them wanted to try it
ever again, which I think is a little harsh. After a few glasses,
the stuff does grow on you, and it's actually quite easy to
drink. It just doesn't taste like booze. It doesn't taste like
any drink you will have tasted before, in fact, and so I'd say
that every adventurous person should at least try it. And a
bottle of Mead in your drinks cabinet (or wherever the hell
you keep your bottles) will certainly set you apart from the
hoi-polloi.
DAVID FLINT