DVD region 0. Zero Tolerance.
that I have a taste for such things, and the fact that this is
volume 7 of a presumably successful series, Fishnets 7
should work. Sexy girls in fishnet stockings seems just
the twist needed to make generic porn into something more interesting.
Now, admittedly, I haven’t seen volumes 1 through 6, which
may well be the most scorchingly hot porn ever shot (but almost
certainly won’t be). But in this volume, it all goes disastrously
The main problem would seem to be the very structure of the film.
I’ll go out on a limb here, and possibly divulge too much
personal information, but I suspect most people turned on by fishnet
stockings want to see a girl starting off fully clothed and then
slowly disrobing – and for her to keep the stocking on during
sex! Not the case here, as director Mike Quasa has the starlets,
including Audrey Bitoni. Devon Lee and Maya Gates, start out naked
and then struggle – none too seductively – into their
stockings. It really isn’t very sexy, to be honest, as any
element of tease and seduction is lost.
But worse than this is the actual sex, which may well be the dullest
I ever seen. Everything seems to take place in a stony silence,
as if the two performers have just had a blazing row, and there’s
no passion or heat – just a bunch of bored people going
through the motions without even trying to look as though
they are enjoying it. Short of checking their watches, they couldn’t
look more bored.
Oh, and Audrey Bitoni has, without doubt, the worst implant
scars I’ve ever seen – it looks like someone has taken
a razor to her recently.
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