We’re a pretty jaded bunch here at Strange Things, but every so often something comes along that raises even our eyebrows. Bike Porn definitely qualifies.

Now in its fifth year – seriously! – Bike Porn is a collection of short films about bikes and sex. Sex on bikes, sex with bikes… you get the idea. This travelling circus of smut sets up in theatres, galleries and – of course – bike shops to play to an audience of like-minded enthusiasts. And the only way to see these films is to attend a show – none are online or on DVD. So I can’t vouch for their quality, eroticism or entertainment value.

Bike Porn makes its London debut on August 7, at Passing Clouds, 1 Richmond Road E8 4AA. Because a mere night of bike-themed short smuttery is clearly not enough to entertain London’s jaded hipsters, there’s also free vegan food, bands, DJs and live (non-sexual) bike action. It all kicks off at 6pm and the films start at 8pm.

If anyone cares to attend and report back, that’d be fab.

More info at www.bikesmut.com.